emo\ boys\ kissing

emo\ boys\ kissing
1. (emo boys kissing) (2113↑, 917↓)
Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they're the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can't get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption "romanceXcore\<333". Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx \<3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate. Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.

I think we've all seen way too many examples of emo boys kissing.

2. (emo boys kissing) (1610↑, 1015↓)
the act of two males who fit [emo] standards smooching. not gay, just doing it for the publicity.

after looking at those emo boys kissing pictures, i gagged a little.

3. (emo boys kissing) (702↑, 386↓)
-An act to attract the attention of emo girls under the disguise of sexual exploration and rebellion against social boundries. -Pretending to be gay to get girls. -Possibly one of the strangest things other females find attractive. Why find attractive an act done by two people, which by commiting the act itself makes it seem as if they have absolutely no interest in the female sex. -attention whores.

I don't understand why emo boys kissing is so hot. They're into each other, obviously not you.

4. (emo boys kissing) (422↑, 259↓)
this is something that [emo boys] do very often. two long fringed boys grabbing each other doesnt really hurt anyone. but does affend some people (homophobes). emo boy kissing is usually very sexy to [emo chicks]and emo boys sometimes kiss to get the emo chick's attention. some emos boys (and girls) are bisexual, but not all.

example of typical reason for emo boys kissing: emo 1\#: i really love jessica emo 2\#: thats so emo. emo 1\#: it really depresses me. thats so emo. i need to show her that i like her. emo 2\#: i have the most emo idea..... (the pair run off to public place where jessica is) emo1\#: jessica, watch this, we're so emo... (kiss) jessica: (jumps on emo 1\#)

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5. (Emo Boys Kissing) (126↑, 103↓)
Two emo males kissing to get a girls attention. Shockingly, girls find this attractive.

THE EXPLAINATION OF EMO BOYS KISSING Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either\! Pete: I got this wicked plan. ( Pete whispers plan to Matt. ) Matt: Sweet\! Let's go. Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is. Angie spotted the emo pair. Matt: *Makes out with Pete* Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out? Matt: Sure\! Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U

6. (Emo Boys Kissing) (102↑, 80↓)
Gay or Bi guys in denail, who say they kiss for other reasons. Also contributes to girls who are also in denial and who would rather these guys be stright or even Bi.

Girl: "Oh, Johns not gay, he just feels like kissing Jared."(Denial) Guy: "Dude, just because i kiss guys doesn't mean i like them."(Denial) Girl/Guy: "Emo guys just seem gay, they are really not, see Geroge has a girlfriend"(Denail) -Emo Boys Kissing-

7. (emo boys kissing) (61↑, 40↓)
1. n: a mildly alcoholic beverage with a bitter after taste, made with scotch and a misunderstood counter-culture boy's tears after reading his own song lyrics he wrote for the girl or boy for whom the aforesaid "emo-boy" is sexually interested in, but cannot find consolidation in. The drink is decreasing in popularity due to the fact that no one likes an attention whore.

this "emo boys kissing" sucks, somebody get me a damn apple-tini already\!

8. (emo boys kissing) (51↑, 36↓)
when to boys of the 'emo' stereotype who, whether gay or bi, kiss. they may or may not be doing it for the attention. sometimes they are, and i disapprove of this. but most of the time, when the kiss occurs, it is out of love or lust, not just for the attention of it.

hey, look at those two emo boys kissing.

9. (emo boys kissing) (35↑, 31↓)
Come and see the best thing to happen to girls everywhere\! The amazing, the TERRIFIC, EMO BOYS KISSING\! And the best part is, I'm sure they would kiss you too if you asked and were all emotional and 'no one understands me'.

Emo Boy \#1: Whoa...Who set up all the cameras? Emo Boy \#2: I'm taking new pictures for my blog on my emotions. Emo Boy \#1: That's so deep. Emo Boy \#2: Yeah...But my viewers want something interesting...like emo boys kissing... Emo Boy \#1: Wanna make out and take pictures so they can see us kiss? Emo Boy \#2: Sure.

10. (emo boys kissing) (339↑, 416↓)
Emo boys kissing. Right. It's when remedial ['scene'] shites decide it'll be cute and clever to pull, giving just-as-murderable [emo] girls slimey knickers and actual homos a boner. It's about as interesting and original as Courtney Love getting her baps out.

"Dude, that's girl's like TOTALLY checking up on you. Wanna make out?" "OMG, emo boys kissing\! Let's screw to My Chemical Romance and say 'lol' out loud\! Ahahaha\!"

11. (emo boys kissing) (322↑, 641↓)
The most despicable and disgusting of acts that an [emo] could commit. Two or more boys, all clones of a social scene comprised of pathetic outcasts kissing because they think they're rebels. They must kiss boys because all of the girls have pussys and they dont need another one\!

Hot emo boys kissing

Related: emo, gay, scene, boys, emo boys, kiss, kissing, bisexual, bi, bi-trendy, boy, emo chicks, flamer, myspace, scene kid, scene kids, straight, stromo
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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